Security software company Panda have announced that the Vodafone HTC Magic is packed with malware that acts as a Mariposa bot client that infects all computers it's plugged into.

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Leading Queen Mother Champion Chase hope Twist Magic is reported to be in rude health after enjoying a schooling session under big-race jockey Robert Thornton.